Who Doesn’t Like a Blonde Joke?

We are not supposed to tell jokes about ethnically-grouped people, people of faith (any faith), persons of other gender or sexual orientation etc etc etc.

A comedian asked the audience if there were any Irish in the audience. Hands went up, and he said he wouldn’t tell any Irish jokes. 

He asked if there were any Jews in the audience and hands went up again, so no Jewish jokes. 

Similarly, no Polish jokes, Catholic jokes, Canadian jokes, blonde jokes, trans-sexual jokes etc, etc, etc, and so on ...




Finally, when no further hands were raised, the comedian was able to say, “Two Etruscans walked into a bar ....!”

… and so, a blonde joke which, I’m sure you will agree is acceptable:

A blonde walks into a big city bank and asks for the loans officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a brand new, hot-red Porsche Boxster. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the rego certificate, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as surety for the loan. 

The bank manager, and the loans officers and all the staff enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $170,000 Porsche as surety against a $5,000 loan at 7% interest. An employee of the bank then drives the Boxster into the bank’s secure underground car park and parks it there. Two weeks later the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $13.90. 

The loans officer says “Miss we are very happy to have your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a millionaire. What puzzles us is – why would you bother to borrow $5,000?” 

The blonde replies … “Where else in this city can I park my car for two weeks for only $13.90 and expect it to be there when I return?”